Redefining moments - Emphasis

Rethinking minutes Rethinking minutes Numerous experts may need to utilize innovative or horizontal speculation in their work, yet heres an opposition that welcomes anybody to do only that for singular words. This is the purported Washington Post Mensa Invitational for which neither one of the organizations appears to be set up to guarantee credit. The test: to entertainingly rethink either a typical word, or one that has been unobtrusively changed by a letter or two (or, to place it in well known political stating, that has experienced redaction*.) While the opposition itself might be something of a urban fantasy, passages obviously fill the paper yearly. Unsolicited** or not, here are a few features from the 2009 group (in addition to our very own couple, underneath). Direct elective definitions Espresso n. The individual upon whom one hacks. Floored adj. Dismayed by finding how much weight one has picked up. Senselessness n. A quickly subsiding hairline. Go around n. An opening in the front of fighter shorts worn by Jewish men. Unobtrusively adjusted re-imagined words Giraffiti n. Vandalism splash painted incredibly, high. Sarchasm n. The inlet between the creator of mocking mind and the individual who doesnt get it. Decafalon n. The tiring occasion of traversing the day expending just things that are beneficial for you. Pointless^? Maybe. Be that as it may, you may never take a gander at another word a remarkable same way again. On the off chance that you have any proposals for, or assessments on, these Semantex ^^ dirty tricks, leave them here. *Redaction n. Socialist plan for the day. **Unsolicited adj. Ready to stroll past a shady area of town unchecked. ^Pointless adj. [colloquial Birmingham] Left out of a bar round. ^^Semantex n. The act of changing the implications of words with touchy outcomes.